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Geoff
 "Bothy ballads my arse!" Geoff, who plays eclectic guitar, is a survivor of Satanic abuse. Even now he grows hair on his palms and howls at the moon (even in daylight) when he hears the opening bars of Slayer's Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter. Which is every day, before breakfast. He fled the Nottingham Satanic ring which captured him as a child to seek solace in the primitive wilds of North East Scotland. Unlucky. He was caught by Doric slave traders, and Hoodoo Zephyr subsequently purchased him at Stonehaven Feein' Market for 100 guineas. The rest, as they say, is history ... |
